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    Walmart requiring all customers to wear deodorant now

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    Walmart announced earlier today that they will be requiring all customers to wear deodorant. The announcement came in a corporate memo, including a 5 cent discount on all deodorant products for store employees.

    The new change will start immediately at all Walmart locations. Customers who refuse to wear deodorant will be refused entry to the store.

    The store greeter will be responsible of sniffing everyone’s armpit before allowing the customers inside the store. Kids and toddlers will also be required to wear deodorant.

    If customers forget to apply deodorant, they’ll have the opportunity to purchase some outside the store. The price of the outdoor deodorant will be inflated drastically. The change is expected to only last 3 months, but Walmart isn’t ruling out extensions.

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