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Trump’s Taxes Reveal $70k Spent on “Hooked on Phonics”

Michaeltpp by Michaeltpp
October 10, 2020
in Politics
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Amongst many hidden expenses just now coming to light via President Trump’s taxes, one has stood out more than others. 

One line in the statement appears to suggest that Donald Trump spent $70,000 on the reading educational tool “Hooked on Phonics”.  The White House Press Secretary released a statement attempting to justify the expenses.

“As we all know, Donald Trump doesnt quite on the merican peeple. The mony spent on this reeding tool was done so that he could becom an even bester presidant for all of us. Y would anyone be upset that he reconized he cudn’t reed gud? No one will argue that we all cud use a refesher course wen it coms to litterasy. I persally still struggle with werds sometimes.”

Given the Press Secretary’s statement, it has become clear that this purchase was not only for the President. Whether or not this investment was profitable or worth it remains to be seen. 

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