Former TV personality (and soon-to-be former president) Donald Trump has announced on Twitter that he is honoring a fellow TV personality with a new gig.
“Effective December 32, Phil MckGraw [sic]—Otherwise Known As Dr. Phil—Will Replace The Totally Incompetent Dr. Fauci As Director Of The National Institute Of Allergy And Infectious Diseases,” 45 tweeted at 1:34 am.
Dr. Phil’s qualifications include a cameo on Hannah Montana, popularizing the infamous “Cash Me Outside” girl, and an impressive varsity football career.
Twitter, in apparent exasperation, added a “What the fuck is this?” disclaimer under the tweet.
Meanwhile, reports have been circulating that Dr. Dre will be named CDC Director, and Judge Judy will be appointed to the Supreme Court.
