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Trump orders country to use fans to blow Sahara dust storm away

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
July 3, 2020
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Trump orders country to use fans to blow Sahara dust storm away
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Donald Trump has signed an executive order that will force Americans to use their fans to blow the Sahara dust storm away.

The executive order is set to start today. Every American that’ on the southern side of the country will have to run their fans on high and pointed southeast. Trump tweeted earlier today claiming that with his mathematical calculations, this plan will work.

The local electric companies are preparing for the worst catastrophe possible. They are estimating that if every American participates, the country could cause a national power outage.

The White House staff doesn’t actually mind the outage because that means there will be less damage control to manage from the President’s tweets. They are hoping for at least a days worth of a tweet-free day.

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