Donald Trump has officially filed a lawsuit against himself. The lawsuit claims that he’s committing fraud, which would result in a long and tedious courtcase.
Filing a lawsuit against yourself might be stupid, but it’s a 200 IQ move by Donald Trump. The lawsuit will tie up the courts, forcing Donald Trump to remain in the White House until the lawsuit is settled.
The downside to this strategy is that lawyers and investigators will be allowed to insert themselves into Donald Trump’s personal life. They might not like what they find, but Trump deems it necessary to remain in office to feed his ego.
On the plus side, Trump won’t have to pay out of pocket for the lawsuit. It will be fully expensed by American’s tax payer money. That includes the defendant of the lawsuit, Donald Trump.