President Donald Trump has discovered the Covid-19 cure. He states that his brilliant achievement is due to his “tremendous big brain” and a Reddit comment in the r/Conspiracy subreddit.
With his executive power, he was able to get FDA approval to start clinical trials. No one volunteered to test the new cure, so Donald did it himself.
He claims that you must repeat any bible verse of your liking, and stare at the sun for 60 seconds. He also mentioned that you’ll receive generational immunity if you if you sway your finger at the sun in a disappointed manner.
