Proudly displaying his inability to understand basic phonetics, President Donald Trump has revealed to reporters that he thinks “UK” is pronounced “uck.”
“Well, when I saw on my agenda that I was visiting the President of the uck in London, I had no idea where that was,” Donald disclosed with animated hand gestures. “So I asked Melania and when she tried to correct me, I told her to go uck herself!”
When asked whether he pronounced “US” as “us,” Trump pivoted and professed his desire to see Mother Teresa again — an apparent reference to Theresa May, the former British Prime Minister whom he visited at the time.
“I really, really, really hope that the United States and the United Kingdom can unite to become the United Kingdom States. Or USuck,” Trump fantasized.
The White House has allegedly hired an elementary school teacher so that Trump learns how to pronounce “I concede the election.”