After a horrendous day at the U.S. Capitol, the organization has decided to fire their head of security. Following the firing, board members announced that hey have hired world renowned security director, Paul Blart.
Blart’s resume experience is quite impressive when it comes to security detail. He’s managed and protected thousands of civilians at local malls.
Paul Blart is expected to start his new position immediately. He’s in charge of overseeing the protection of Congress as they plan for the new presidential transition.
Blart plans on overhauling the entire security department. One public detail is that every security agent will get a motorized Segway. Stay tuned for more information on the new security detail as the days come by.