The money printer that’s been printing everyone’s stimulus check has been running at max capacity. The IT department is overwhelmed with the current situation.
It’s been reported that the money printer keeps overheating, crashing, and running out of ink at an alarming rate. The IT weirdos can’t keep up with the repair demand.
Apparently, “turning it off and back on” isn’t fixing the problem anymore. The IT department is putting anyone who calls to fix the issue on hold for 45 minutes.
Garth, the IT manager, has assigned the entire department to man the money printer. They’re all standing around it while they scratch their heads, hoping it will fix itself.
The US government wants to print more money for Americans so the IT department is preparing for the worst. The department might have to place an order for another money printer, but we all know how long an order request takes.
Let’s hope the order is approved and processed before the next stimulus package.