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The Grim Reaper says he’s tired of working from home

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
May 13, 2020
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The Grim Reaper is fed up with the Covid-19 pandemic. He recently took to Twitter to voice his frustrations with the mandatory home quarantine.

He stated that working from home is too boring. Mr. Reaper said it doesn’t have the same flair that his job normally has. With the mandatory quarantine, he’s tethered to his work laptop 24/7.

His job would normally require him to travel all around the world. As an avid traveler, the drastic change has made the Grim Reaper unsatisfied with life.

“Working from home sucks.”, tweeted the Grim Reaper. “All I do now is select a person’s name on an Excel Spreadsheet, then click delete. Over and over again. Thousands of times a day. This sucks”.

With the quarantine being constantly extended, the Grim Reaper said he was going to look for a new job. Something that would classify him as “Essential” so he could leave the house.

He said he already submitted his resume to Monster, and emailed several job recruiters. Mr. Reaper said he’s been thinking of getting a career in IT, but he’s worried he’ll still be required to work from home.

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