Starting today, the CDC will be lifting restrictions on being a total piece of shit. Although some people were total pieces of shit before the pandemic, others started after.
With a start date of today, people across the country will no longer need to be total pieces of shit. They’ll have total freedom to be decent human beings.
Many Americans took the temporary restrictions to the extreme. For example, various republicans and democrats started to become massive pieces of shit, then upgraded to total pieces of shit.
Now with the restrictions removed by the CDC, hopefully we will see total pieces of shit turn into curb side garbage. States won’t be able to use their powers to get around restrictions, making the federal level the gatekeeper on who and when you can be a total piece of shit.