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Report: President Donald Trump eats his pizza with mayo

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
July 31, 2020
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A new independent report concluded that Donald Trump eats his pizza with mayo. The report was conducted by the Pizza Police after they heard a rumor that Trump would bathe his pizza in mayonnaise.

After the Pizza Police initiated their investigation, they found more horrendous information about Trump. Not only does he eat pizza with mayo, but he also puts pineapple on it.

The Pizza Police issued an arrest warrant after their investigation was finished. Once he’s in custody, Donald Trump will have to answer against his crimes against pizza.

If found guilty, Donald Trump will be banned from all Pizza Huts. If found innocent, he’ll have immunity from smothering mayo on his pizza.

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