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Nursing Home Staff Mistake Wallace, Trump, Biden for Escaped Residents

Michaeltpp by Michaeltpp
October 6, 2020
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The first Presidential Debate of 2020 was paused due to several Cleveland nursing home staff getting on stage and attempting to remove Wallace, Trump, and Biden.

“It was an honest mistake, the way they were talking over each other, the rambling, and the hair. . . We saw them on TV and thought for sure they were some of our residents.”

“We thought we could lure them away with tuna fish sandwiches and apple juice before the real candidates and moderator arrived. Clearly we were horribly wrong” 

The CEO of the Cleveland nursing home was reluctant to issue an apology, saying that, “Anyone watching that trainwreck would have made the same mistake.” 

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