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New NSA leak shows 5G towers are used to charge surveillance birds

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
April 29, 2020
in Conspiracy
New NSA leak shows 5G towers are used to charge surveillance birds
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A new leaked document from the NSA revealed that 5G towers are used to charge surveillance birds. The leak was posted from a 4Chan user claiming to be employed by the NSA. Here’s the following document:

The document clearly shows that this is an official document from the NSA. This proves the conspiracy theory that birds aren’t real. Birds are actual government drones used for surveillance on the general public.

The schematics show how the drones are constructed. The inductive charging coil is what absorbs the 5G radiation that charges the drones. With the new 5G towers, the drones no longer need to “fly south for the winter” to recharge for the year. They’ll be able to fully recharge anywhere in the country where there’s a 5G tower in proximity.

This is one of the many uses of a 5G tower. The towers are also capable of cooking frozen pizzas.

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