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Nestle Wins Bid To Sell Newly Found Water On Moon

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
October 28, 2020
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It has been reported that Nestle won the bid to claim all the water that has been recently found on the moon. The water was discovered during a NASA exploration campaign.

After the water was discovered, President Donald Trump issued an auction for the new discovery. After a couple hours of bidding, Nestle came out on top.

Nestle is already responsible for monopolizing and running for-profit businesses that utilize the earth’s resources. So with newly discovered water on the moon, it makes sense for Nestle to take charge.

With this news, activists won’t be happy. We expect to see several protests at the Nestle headquarters.

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