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Mark Zuckerberg is intrusively making sure Americans are registered to vote

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
October 16, 2020
in Business, Politics
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Mark Zuckerberg has been making last minute attempts to make sure Americans are registered to vote. Since he already knows you haven’t registered, he’s making personal and intrusive visits to get you to sign up.

When Mark Zuckerberg was asked why he was making in-person visits, he responded with: “Here at Facebook, we want to make sure every American is registered to vote. I want to influence the election once again, by swaying Americans to vote for my preferred candidates”.

Mark also added the following: “Since Facebook knows your exact location at all times, down to the room that you’re in, visiting Americans is all calculated. I am arriving at times and locations where I’m unexpected. This method increases my chances of having people register to vote and have them sway my way.”

People are criticizing Mark Zuckerberg for several reasons. Some are saying he should have been doing this sooner. Others are saying it’s creepy having Mark’s robotic face staring at you from your bathroom window.

Once the election is over, we will have more data to see if Mark Zuckerberg’s methods paid off.

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