Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene ignited yet another controversy this week after claiming in a livestream that beloved children’s YouTuber Ms. Rachel is actually a “Deep State psyop” deployed to brainwash America’s toddlers with “leftist coos and rainbow-shaped propaganda.”
“Open your eyes, people,” Greene warned while flipping through a series of stills from Songs for Littles with the urgency of someone decoding the Da Vinci Code on baby wipes. “She’s not just teaching them the ABCs. She’s teaching them CRT, gender fluidity, and probably how to register as Democrats before they’re potty-trained.”
According to Greene, Ms. Rachel’s cheerful tone, inclusive language, and suspiciously diverse puppet cast are “clear signs” of government mind control. “There’s a reason those kids are clapping like seals and asking for more,” she added. “It’s not music. It’s manipulation.”
Her theory includes claims that Ms. Rachel’s nursery rhymes contain “backmasked messages praising Dr. Fauci” and that her brightly colored set was “constructed in the same Hollywood soundstage where they faked the moon landing… and Biden’s personality.”
Greene has reportedly introduced a new bill called “The Toddler Indoctrination Transparency Act,” which would require all children’s content to carry a disclaimer if it contains “secret woke messaging, talking puppets, or nonbinary bears.”
At press time, Ms. Rachel had not responded directly to the accusation, but released a new video teaching toddlers the sign for “conspiracy” and reminding viewers that “some grown-ups are just confused.”
