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Local Man Finds Two Massive Turds In Voting Booth

SmoopieDoopie by SmoopieDoopie
September 30, 2020
in News, Politics
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A local man attempting to go out and vote found that his district voting booth contained two massive turds. 

The man who found the turds was disappointed by the discovery but not surprised.

“Well, I drove down to my designated voting location and I was ready to fill out my ballot but the second I walked into the booth I noticed two massive turds just sitting there. The smell was terrible. Some people were just ignoring it but it was blatantly clear that there were two massive turds just sitting there.”

When questioned about the two giant turds, the organizers of the local voting location were devoid of answers. 

“Listen, we get turds in the voting booth all the time. Sometimes you get small turds, sometimes you get big turds. We understand it’s annoying but people need to suck it up and vote. It is a headache that there are two massive logs just sitting in there? Yes, it is. But what do you expect us to do about it? This is the way things are and we just need to accept it. We’ve always had turds.”

Efforts to potentially remove the turds have been met with criticism from both Democrats and Republicans, each of whom seem to be personally invested in these massive turds.

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