Dallas – A local man has been arrested and charged with Uncanny Humor & lame joke distribution. The arrest came yesterday when friends of the local man couldn’t take any more of the unwarranted Corona jokes.
The arrested suspect said he had no choice due to the current quarantine lock down that was caused by Covid-19. He figured he’d empty out his dad joke tank on his unsuspecting friends. Unknowingly, his friends did not approve of the humor.
After several and repeated calls to the suspect’s friends, they couldn’t take it anymore. They contacted local police to have the suspected arrested.
The suspect’s home was also searched for any illegal items. Nothing was found except a case of Corona. Limes were not found.