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Local Dog Spent All His Dogecoin On Strippers, Treats, and Toys

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
February 23, 2021
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A local dog has spent all his dogecoin on strippers, treats, and toys. The local dog, Gibby, was an early adopter in bitcoin, ethereum, and doge.

According to Gibby, the 2021 bull market has been generous to the dog’s portfolio. He’s been able to make millions from trading dogecoin. Being a seasoned investor, Gibby was able to predict the local top and sell just in time.

With his profit from mainly dogecoin, Gibby was able to blow millions of dollars on strippers, treats, and toys. Gibby said he allocated most of his profit on the strippers.

When asked what strip club he visited, he said his few favorites are: Backyard Bitches, Poundtown, and Skin & Bones.

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