Little Red Riding Hood has been hospitalized following a shooting carried out by members of the Crips while Red went to grandma’s house.
District Police Chief Porkchop released a statement early this morning regarding the incident, seeking for the Magical Forest community to come together to seek justice.
“What are we becoming? How does a little girl on her way to grandma’s house get shot 5 times? Her picnic basket was nothing but splinters when we got to the scene. We ask that members of the Magical Forest community step forward if they have any information about the perpetrators who committed such vile acts. I swear by the hair of my chinny chin chin that we will have justice here today.”
Crip’s unofficial gang leader Bluebeard released a statement of his own.
“Let it be known that Little Red was not as innocent as she seems. I have it upon good sources that she had been peddling drugs in that little basket of hers. Go ask the police if they found a gun at the scene. That gun doesn’t belong to ours. Her Grandmother is not so innocent either. What big lies she tells!”
Residents of the Magical Forest are fearful that this could be the start of a very bloody turf war.