KFC announced in their latest press release that they’ll only be selling right sided chicken wings to support conservatives.
KFC said the right winged conservatives have been receiving consistent negative press from the media for far too long. The company said it’s unfair for the conservative’s bad morals and behavior to be publicized to the entire world, and should be kept suppressed like the other political identities.
The company said they’d also throw away all left sided chicken wings instead of donating them to homeless shelters to “own the libs”.
KFC said the transition to only right sided wings would start next week. They also mentioned that every purchase of a $30 Fill Up bucket would receive a free mini confederate flag.