KFC announced in their latest press release that they’ll only be selling left sided chicken wings to support liberals.
KFC said the left winged liberals have been receiving consistent negative press from the media for far too long. The company said it’s unfair for the liberal’s bad morals and behavior to be publicized to the entire world, and should be kept suppressed like the other political identities.
The company said they’d also throw away all right sided chicken wings instead of donating them to homeless shelters to “own the conservatives”.
KFC said the transition to only left sided wings would start next week. They also mentioned that every purchase of a $30 Fill Up bucket would receive a free mini pride flag.
