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Joe Biden to pick VP by best hair sniff in private one-on-one meetings

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
April 25, 2020
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It’s been reported that Joe Biden will be picking his VP by the best hair sniff he can get. The potential VP candidates are not publicly known, but our sources have a few names that have made the preliminary list.

The list contains people such as Gretchen Whitmer, AOC, Hillary Clinton, and Elizabeth Warren. It hasn’t been clarified if the potential VP candidates will be willing to take the role, but we won’t completely rule them out.

Biden has an intricate and thorough scoring guide for his hair sniffing. The guide consists of several categories that he ranks from 0-10.

The categories are: Initial Smell, Quality, Hair Texture, and Length of Smell. Joe Biden has been using the same categories ever since he had his first hair sniff.

Once Joe ranks all his hair sniffs, he’ll write them down in his personal sniff journal. The person with the best rating will then become his Vice President pick for the 2020 presidential race.

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