It’s been reported that Jesus Christ has been arrested for violating the Stay At Home executive order that was issued by the governor.
Mr. Christ said he self resurrected so he could come back to earth because he couldn’t handle the home quarantine any longer. He mentioned Heaven wasn’t as fun when everyone was locked down inside their homes.
Once he came back, he was struggling to find any other people outside in the streets. He wasn’t sure why the streets were empty, so he decided to roam until he found some human life.
That’s when several people saw Jesus walking the streets for non essential reasons. They placed several 911 calls and the police arrived within record time.
Police arrested and booked Jesus Christ. He’s facing court later this week.