Jeff Bezos has announced that he will be stepping down as Amazon’s CEO. He said he wants to take a ‘Lesser Position’ as President of The United States.
When asked why, he said the following: “Being the CEO of the biggest sweat shop in the world is difficult and tiring. You can only take so much punishment for so long. I’m personally worked like a slave. Honestly, no one can relate to me and my hardships at Amazon.”
Jeff Bezos continued: “After several months of thinking, I decided to step down. I want to take a less stressful job as President of The United States. I’m not sure when I’ll run, but I guarantee it will be an easier job. We all saw how easy it was for the last administration. It was inspirational, really.”
We aren’t exactly sure when Jeff Bezos will run for office, but there is one thing we are sure of. He can certainly buy his way into the White House. Honestly, we at Caps Lock News would settle for a free year of Amazon’s Prime membership.