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“I Don’t Trust the COVID-19 Vaccine” Says Man Eating Dollar Store Lunch Meat

Michaeltpp by Michaeltpp
December 28, 2020
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Daryl, from shitstainsville, Montana has declared he does not trust what is in the Covid-19 vaccine after eating an entire tub of dollar store lunch meat. Daryl spoke about his great distrust in the contents of the vaccine all while fisting his mouth with meat that was simply labeled “ham flavor”

Daryl and many others have expressed concern for this vaccine while also having no idea of what goes into Benadryl, Aspirin, or Vitamin D. Caps Lock News asked if these concerns spread to other vaccines. However, it was soon clear that this question was better suited for those with critical thinking skills.

We here at Caps Lock News respect the uneducated opinions of people like Daryl and love what they do for our ratings

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