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HR Overwhelmed With Complaints About Seeing Too Many Cat Buttholes

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
February 3, 2021
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HR departments all over the world are overwhelmed with employee complaints claiming they’re seeing too many cat buttholes. The complaints first started to come in right when the world started shutting down due to covid-19.

One complaint said the following: “I’d like to file a complaint against Deborah and her cat, Mr. Mittens. Every time I have to do a video call with Deborah, Mr. Mittens makes an appearance. Then, Mr. Mittens decides to put his butt right in front of the webcam. I’m tired of seeing cat buttholes every day. This needs to be addressed.”

Now take this complaint, and multiply it by millions. That’s how many complaints have been sent to HR departments all over the world. One woman was so fed up that she threatened to show her butthole back to a cat.

With so many cases of unwanted cat buttholes, Zoom has decided to take action. They are now starting to develop a filter that will automatically blur the sight of any cat butthole. Human buttholes will not be blurred, according to a Zoom spokesperson.

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