A local homeless man has expressed his eagerness to see which presidential candidate will forget about him after Election Day.
“I know both say that they will work hard to get others and myself off the streets, but which one will forget about us first is what I am anxious to see.”
The man went on to explain his history as a political observer.
“This isn’t my first election, anyone can come up to me and tell me how they are going to fix our problems, but the candidate that never brings us up again after being sworn in is the real public servant.”
Many homeless populations find themselves split over which candidate will do the least for them.
“Some of us think that Biden will do nothing the hardest. However, others believe that Trump is the one who will forget first. At the end of the day, it comes down to preference.”
With Election Day a ways out, both candidates still have time to make false promises in order to gain support from undecided PR props.