A local gun store owner is now requiring male customers to have sex with him to ensure they’re not gay. The owner plans to ban and kick any of the male customers he deems ‘gay’.
The gun store, Nasty Nate’s, made the new store policy after Michigan’s court ruling allowing businesses to refuse service to customers based on sexual orientation. The owner stated, “This is America. I can do business with whoever I want. If you’re gay, you can take your business elsewhere. That’s why I’m going to have sex with all the male customers to make sure they’re not gay.”
After the store’s “no gays allowed” policy hit the news, Nate was expecting some backlash. Instead, his business started booming and he was getting his back lashed more often.
When the owner was asked if he’s encountered any gay people away, he said the following: “I have not encountered any gay people yet. I’ve had sex with so many of my male customers, but they all said ‘no homo’ after. That’s how I know they’re not gay. But, if I do come across any gays, they will surely be refused service at my business.”
