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Government starts gun ban after Assault Rifle tested positive for Covid-19

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
December 9, 2020
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The federal government has begun the Gun Ban-19 Act after an Assault Rifle tested positive for Covid-19.

It’s been reported that the AR tested positive in Florida after spending the weekend at a local beach with friends. The gun and his buddies were not social distancing. The friends of the AR are self isolating after the confirmed case.

The Assault Rifle first noticed symptoms after its fire rate started to decrease. It didn’t think much of the symptom because it figured it just needed readjustment. After the extended magazine kept jamming, it knew it had to immediately visit a hospital.

Once he was admitted, that’s when he tested positive for Covid-19. After news broke that he was the first AR to test positive for the virus, he knew it was going to be hell for all other guns.

Main stream media immediately picked up the story, causing government officials to finally pass their gun control policies. They passed the Gun Ban-19 Act, making it mandatory for every American to turn in their guns.

All the guns have banded together to challenge the new act in court, claiming congress is violating their personal rights.

A local Glock said the following:

The media always highlights the one or two bad guns. They never highlight all the good things we guns do. We help local businesses, we participate in community service, donate to charities, and much more. We aren’t going away without a bang.

Local Glock

The court case is expected to reach the Supreme Court by the end of the year.

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