In response to countless inquiries regarding various GOP senator’s activity on the gay hookup app Grindr, the GOP Senate has released an official statement.
“Our fellow senators use of of the Gay hookup app “Grindr” is specifically for voter outreach and volunteer recruitment. We are hitting up daddys, bears, otters, and twinks with only the purest intentions.”
When asked if they will be using Tinder for the same reasons, the senators had this to say:
“We won’t be using Tinder because it’s not as quick as some other apps. The voters who use Tinder tend to want long term commitment that we, as a senate, are not ready to agree to.”
Whether or not this will increase the voter turnout is up for debate. Having said that, finding new avenues, alleys, and parks to reach voters is always welcome.