The GOP has put out an open call to anyone named Jim Crow to speak at the RNC. A spokesperson for the convention had this to say,
“We believe that there are two sides to every story. We’ve heard about how bad Jim Crow laws were, but we never hear his side of the story. I’m sure Mr. Crow had his reasons.”
Many politicians on both sides of the aisle have expressed negative opinions regarding this choice.
“Look, it’s not like we are condoning what Jim Crow did, but it’s only fair and crucial to our entire agenda that we hear him out.”
We attempted to clarify that Jim Crow wasn’t an actual person, but we were shooed off the property by two lawyers with guns.