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Gerber picks Donald Trump as next ‘Gerber Baby’

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
May 11, 2020
in Business, Politics
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Gerber has officially announced their next “Gerber Baby” for 2020, Donald Trump.

They pick a baby every year to represent the Gerber brand. They become the face of the company for the entire year. It’s one of the most lucrative branding campaigns for the baby industry.

Gerber made their decision because they felt Donald Trump represented the perfect baby. They believe the traits that Donald displays on Twitter are those of babies.

A Gerber spokesperson said the following:

Donald Trump wakes up randomly at 4am to cry on Twitter. Babies do the same. Trump whines when he doesn’t get his way. Babies do the same. Trump throws lots of daily tantrums. Babies do the same. Do you see why we picked Donald Trump as the next Gerber baby? He’s perfect for the position!

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