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Exxon Mobil to lay-off several members of Congress as oil prices crash

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
April 20, 2020
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It’s been reported that Exxon Mobile will begin layoffs from Congress as oil prices plummet.

The current corporate structure of Exxon Mobile can’t afford to keep all its members of Congress in office. Some Congress members will be placed on furlough, others will just be laid off.

With this big corporate government move, Exxon Mobil will have to restructure all the branches of government. They plan to introduce their new plan this upcoming November during the elections.

This story was inspired Joseph Fahmy (@jfahmy).

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