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Egypt to Start Exporting Mummies in Preparation for Joe Biden Halloween Costumes

Michaeltpp by Michaeltpp
August 6, 2020
in Business, Politics
Egypt to Start Exporting Mummies in Preparation for Joe Biden Halloween Costumes
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Egypt’s president Abdul Fatah Al-Sisi has announced plans to start exporting real mummies to the US in preparation for Joe Biden Halloween costumes. Al-Sisi had this to say:

“With Biden as the presumptive nominee, we realized there was huge economic potential in exporting some of our mummies to be used as molds for costumes of Vice President Biden. Some of the mummies we have will have to be artificially aged to be usable, but that can easily be done.”

Al-Sis reassured Biden supporters that he did not make this decision with the intention of insulting anyone.

“Listen, everyone has seen Nixon, Clinton, and Trump masks, unfortunately, mummies are the closest thing we have to an accurate mold, so we are working with what we have.”

The mummies are scheduled to be exported to the US at the end of November. 

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