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Dwayne Johnson buys XFL to destroy kids in new rebranded league

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
August 5, 2020
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Dwayne Johnson announced that he has purchased the dead football league, the XFL. During his initial comments, he stated that he’s excited to rebrand the league so he can physically destroy kids in football.

Once the XFL decided to permanently shut down, Johnson saw a financial and personal gain. Dwayne is massively successful in every industry that he enters. With being a league owner now, he’ll be able to add another milestone to his resume before he becomes president of the United States.

“I’ve always wanted to make a comeback to football. I would get destroyed in the NFL, so that’s why I decided to purchase the XFL”, said Dwayne Johnson. “With the rebrand, the XFL will be a football league for 12 years. I will also be playing in the league, giving me the satisfaction of being dominant in football once again”.

The XFL is set to make their public debut this fall. No official network has picked up the XFL, but we’re expecting that to change soon. Especially with Dwayne Johnson physically dominating kids in football on live TV.

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