Former President Donald Trump announced today he will be running again in the 2024 elections but only if you stop being so mean to him.
Trump spoke before an audience of supporters, confirming his plans to run in 2024.
“Look at you, you beautiful people. I love you, I love all my supporters. You’re so great, you’re so kind, kindness is good. Some people aren’t kind to me, some people are nasty to Trump. Can you believe that? Nasty to a former president, how could they? They write articles, they tweet at me, they hold mean signs at my rallies. I don’t like it, I’m hurt, emotionally. I am going to run again in 2024 but only if the people stop being so mean to me. I’m not a bad guy, so stop being so nasty. Please, I get so sad, I get so depressed when the people are mean to me. Just stop, okay?”
Trump also unveiled his new campaign slogan, ‘Make American Nice Again’.
“Listen, I know it’s hard being nice, I understand. So that’s why we’re gonna be telling everyone to be nice, be friendly. Look at this hat, you see that? It says make America nice again. Let’s all be nice, I know all of you are nice. This hat is for the nasty people, the mean people who say mean things to me. They write blogs, so many means blogs, stop it. Let’s all work together to make America nice. We can do it, I know we can, don’t be mean. If you see me, smile. If you write about me, write nice things. If you protest me, don’t bring a sign that has a picture of me blowing Joe Biden. So mean, so nasty, let’s stop and be nice.”
Trump concluded the speech by rushing into the audience and beating a reporter who had criticized him in the last election cycle.