Earlier this week, Donald Trump announced that he would be starting a YouTube channel that focuses on bronzer tutorials. In a recent statement, Trump had this to say:
“You know, I had been wanting to do this for some time. I always felt the fake news media would understand my look better if they knew what went into creating it. The makeup I will be using is from my own brand, ‘Covfefe’ ”
Trump went on to explain what his supporters can expect.
“It’s going to be unbelievable, truly. You’ll learn how to apply the bronzer without using any type of blending brush. You know me, I believe in hard borders and no blending of any kind. After that, we will move on to UV light injections to really get that orange ‘pop’ ”
In an effort to maintain support, Joe Biden will also be making videos on how he gets the back of his hair to do that little curl thing.