A young Oklahoma boy by the name of Billy Baxter is deeply upset after learning he will no longer be able to avenge his grandfather now that there is a coronavirus vaccine.
His karate teacher expressed concerns over the young boy’s lack of bloodlust as of late.
“Once he heard about the Coronavirus vaccine, the fight just went straight out of him. I mean, he swore a blood oath that he was going to avenge his grandfather and now he might not have the chance to do that. These damn scientists might think they’re saving the world but in reality all they’re doing is crushing the hopes and dreams of my star pupil. If it were up to me I would let this virus ravage the Earth for another ten years just so Billy could get his revenge.”
Scientists responsible for developing the vaccine claimed no wrongdoing in preventing the boy from getting his revenge.
“Listen, none of us here are trying to get in the way of this boy and his sweet revenge. As scientists we have a duty to large corporations first, the public second and murderous young boys third. I’m sure Billy could become quite deadly in a few years but unfortunately the world does not have that much time. If we’re lucky maybe another virus can come around and kill Billy’s grandmother and reignite that desire for vengeance.”
Billy Baxter was not available for comment as he was too busy practicing throwing ninja stars at a piece of plywood with the image of the Coronavirus on it.
