Police departments have officially warned families to check Halloween candy for copies of “The Communist Manifesto” book. Local departments are warning families that these books are more dangerous than crack cocaine.
The warning also states that these books might not have a short term issue, but a more dangerous long term effect that will ‘destroy America”. The full police warning can be read below:
“Dear Local Residents, please be on the lookout for liberal snowflakes passing out copies of ‘The Communist Manifest’. Make sure to check Halloween candy bags for these books because they’re more dangerous than crack cocaine.”
The message continued, “These books will destroy America and the liberals will stop at nothing to achieve said goal. You can leave all the drugs inside your kid’s Halloween candy, but make sure to search for all the communist books. Be safe and have a great Halloween!”
If you find a copy of one of these books, the police urge you to report it on their website here.
