Dwayne Johnson buys XFL to destroy kids in new rebranded league
Dwayne Johnson announced that he has purchased the dead football league, the XFL. During his initial comments, he stated that...
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NFL to reopen but permanently changing to flag football
The NFL announced that they will be resuming their season but with a permanent change. The NFL will now strictly...
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Donald Trump requests hand to hand combat instead of debates
Donald Trump has requested hand to hand combat with Joe Biden instead of the standard presidential debates. The request was...
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NBA to reopen but issuing a 6ft distance rule during games
The NBA announced that it's going to officially reopen and finish the remainder of the basketball season. Most fans are...
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Tom Brady won’t practice with Bucs until team stops showering naked
It's been reported that Tom Brady is refusing to practice with the Buccaneers until the team stops showering naked. Apparently...
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