President Biden Plans To Add Netflix, HBO, and Hulu To Unemployment Benefits
It has been reported that President Biden will be improving unemployment benefits. Starting next week, those on unemployment will be...
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Biden Has Selected Post Malone As New Chief Of Interior Design
Joe Biden has officially selected Post Malone as the new Chief of Interior Design. Biden claims that Post Malone has...
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Joe Biden Has Selected Hillary Clinton As New Director of The FBI
Joe Biden has selected Hillary Clinton as the next director of the FBI. Clinton will assume office at the end...
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Andrew Cuomo Invites Reporters To Abandoned Warehouse For Press Conference
Seeking to set the record straight, Governor Cuomo has invited reporters to visit him at a local dockside warehouse where...
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CDC Now Working On A Vaccine That Prevents Conservatism
The CDC has announced that they are developing a new vaccine that cures conservatism. Senate democrats issued a national emergency...
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Rudy Giuliani Says He Found 2nd Hunter Biden Laptop That Will Overturn The Election
Rudy Giuliani claims to have found a second Hunter Biden laptop that will overturn the 2020 presidential election. He's scheduled...
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Andrew Cuomo Registers As Republican So He’s Immune To Sexual Harassment Allegations
Andrew Cuomo has officially registered as a Republican so he can be immune to the daily counts of sexual harassment...
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Biden’s New Law Enforcement Policy Allows Cops To ‘Stop & Sniff’
Joe Biden has officially signed his controversial executive order, Stop & Sniff. The new executive order is inspired from Bloomberg's...
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Donald Trump Promises To Run In 2024 As Long As People Are Nice To Him
Former President Donald Trump announced today he will be running again in the 2024 elections but only if you stop...
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