Politics

Ron DeSantis has signed a state level executive order that will outlaw all crime in Florida. The new law comes...

A local man attempting to go out and vote found that his district voting booth contained two massive turds.  The...

The President’s bone spurs have plagued him since the Vietnam Draft. Their newest flare up comes just when the race...

President Donald Trump addressed Congress today from within a casket, warning them that if the country remained closed it could...

Donald Trump Claims Hamburglar is a Member of Antifa  In a recent midnight tweet, Donald Trump claimed that McDonald’s Mascot...

Cardi B has been hired to teach political and economic courses at Yale University. Yale hired her after her brilliant...

In response to countless inquiries regarding various GOP senator’s activity on the gay hookup app Grindr, the GOP Senate has...

Mitch McConnell has been spotted happily returning from Moscow, Russia. The photograph shows McConnell with a duffel bag full of...

A team of scientists at UC Berkeley announced earlier this week that they had successfully fused together Donald Trump and...

Donald Trump has nominated Kid Rock as the next supreme court justice. The nomination comes after the unfortunate passing of...