CDC Advises That Expired Vaccines Are Still Good For Banana Bread
After weeks of outcry from the medical field over doses of vaccine being wasted due to expiration, the CDC releases...
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The GOP is Now Blaming the Texas Snow Storm on Antifa & Illegal Immigrants
The GOP is now officially blaming the Texas Snow Storm on Antifa and illegal immigrants. The GOP released an official...
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President Biden To Send Soft Kisses With Stimulus Checks
The Biden administration announced early this morning that each stimulus check would be accompanied by some warm kisses from President...
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Historians Determine Jack The Ripper Was Just Really Clumsy
Historians at Oxford University have made the groundbreaking discovery that notorious London serial killer Jack The Ripper was actually just...
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Elon Musk names his next child QWERTY
X AE A-XII will soon have another robot sibling to add to his collection after Elon Musk announced the name...
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Psychological Study Claims Britney Spears Is Still ‘That Bitch’
A new psychological study concluded that Britney Spears is still 'That Bitch'. The extensive psychological study was conducted after the...
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Call of Duty Warzone Will Allow Everyone To Cheat To Even Out The Playing Field
Call of Duty: Warzone has announced that they will allow everyone to cheat to even out the playing field. The...
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Aliens Make First Contact With Earth To Try The McRib
NASA has confirmed that aliens have finally made contact with Earth as a means of trying the McRib. The head...
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Jeff Bezos Leaving Amazon, Wants to Take a ‘Lesser Position’ as President of The United States
Jeff Bezos has announced that he will be stepping down as Amazon's CEO. He said he wants to take a...
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Biden Will Begin Caging White Children Just To Balance Things Out
Biden announced early this morning that he would be caging white American children to balance things out after Trump’s family...
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