It’s been reported by our sources that local cat, Mr. Whiskers, is upset because his human owners have been quarantined at home for too long.
Mr. Whiskers stated that he can’t get back to his sleeping routine due to his human owners watching too much Netflix. The owners have also been arguing far too much.
When Whiskers takes his routine walk around the house, he’s interrupted by his owners trying to pick him up. He’s aggravated because his human owners doesn’t understand personal boundaries.
Mr. Whiskers plans to file a police report after his 9th nap today.
