A newly published report found out that several Caps Lock News followers are extremely upset. The report proves that their feelings were hurt because Caps Lock News made fun of their favorite presidential candidate.
The followers who were upset were showing symptoms of “Snowflakes“. The upset followers made the following comments: “This isn’t funny”, “This site sucks”, “You’re going to hell and the demons will wait for you there”. With these obvious and tremendous lies, Caps Lock News had to conduct the report.
The investigative portion of the report found the source of the hurt feelings. The followers who are upset happen to be extremely fragile people. If you ever come close to criticizing anything they care about, they’ll explode in anger and tears.
The other major revelation is that the followers forget that Caps Lock News is a satirical website. Not only that, but the website will make fun of anyone and everyone, including your mom.
If the followers can’t laugh at themselves and their stupid candidates, then they shouldn’t be reading Caps Lock News. They’ll keep making fun of everyone because they want the site to be for every American. This is America, where we should be able to laugh (and criticize) at anyone, including those who align with our own beliefs.
We reached out for a comment from Henry, the owner of Caps Lock News, but we haven’t heard back yet.