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    California Passes Law Requiring Masks During Intercourse

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    Gavin Newsom has approved the latest bill that will require California residents to wear masks during intercourse.

    The new law was proposed after record breaking Covid-19 outbreaks hit the state. Californian officials have been meeting daily to try to combat the spread.

    Since California is known as the intercourse state, lawmakers figured out a way to protect its residents, without taking away one of lifes most favorable past times.

    If someone is caught having sex without a mask, they could face up to 14 days in jail with a hefty fine. Although you need a mask for intercourse, condoms are not required.

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