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Biden Declares Victory Over Cornpop and His Gang of Bad Boys

Michaeltpp by Michaeltpp
November 23, 2020
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As of last Saturday, Joe Biden has declared victory over his long rival, Cornpop and his gang of bad boys. News of this came shortly after the final ballots from Pennsylvania were counted. During a press conference, Joe Biden opened with the following statement:

“It is with great honor I declare that Cornpop and his gang of bad boys have been defeated. This was a long and hard fight, but we’ve finally put an end to this malarkey.”

While many Americans still don’t know who Cornpop is or if he was even an actual threat, many are glad to hear he is defeated.

When a reporter asked if this was his unique way of saying he won the election, Biden responded, “ The what? No. This is about Cornpop. It always has been. It always will be. No more questions.” 

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