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Bernie Sanders taps out from chokehold as entire country does nothing

@HeroicHenry by @HeroicHenry
April 8, 2020
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Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden
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Senator Bernie Sanders has tapped out from a chokehold during a street fight with presidential candidate, Joe Biden.

Apparently the street fight was arranged between both candidates and the winner would become the next democratic nominee.

Before the bout even started, a massive audience showed up to support the favorable candidate, Bernie. The senator had the entire crowd cheering for him. His fighting stats surpassed Biden’s.

During the first half of the fight, Sanders was dominating Joe. He kept hitting him with a 1-2 combo, followed by solid haymakers. After the first half of the fight, that’s when things drastically changed.

The 3 supporters that did show up for Joe Biden decided to take measures into their own hands. During the fight, they decided to purposely trip Senator Sanders, causing him to fall. This gave an advantage for Biden. The rest of the audience just sat back and did nothing.

With the help of Biden’s paid fans, he was able to sneak up with a chokehold. Bernie had no choice but to submit to a loss.

Was this fair? Absolutely not. Was this a street fight? Yes. Whether it was right or wrong, the victor was still Joe Biden.

Will Sanders retire from the professional street fighting profession? Only time will tell.

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