Trump refuses supplies to Michigan because he couldn’t locate the state
The dramatic events that recently transpired between Donald Trump and Governor Gretchen Whitmer is just a massive misunderstanding. Whitmer asked...
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Trump celebrates USA being #1 in confirmed Coronavirus cases
President Donald Trump celebrated his latest record breaking accomplishment. He was excited when the news broke that USA was #1...
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New dating app, EssentialsOnly.com, makes public debut
Dating is already difficult. Now add a global pandemic with mandatory no travel restrictions on top of dating. Virtually impossible....
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Prince Charles tests positive for coronavirus, somehow, Meghan Markle’s fault
Reports have come in that Prince Charles has tested positive for Covid-19. Tabloids and local publications have already started to...
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CDC warns Animal Crossing Players not to travel to other islands
The Covid-19 virus has made its way to the Animal Crossing world. Earlier today, the CDC issued a public warning...
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Trump claims that staring into the sun will cure the Corona Virus
President Donald Trump has discovered the Covid-19 cure. He states that his brilliant achievement is due to his "tremendous big...
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